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A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, the Jets, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.
Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.
by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022
Get the Jewgene mug.When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
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Get the uber jewber mug.A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.
If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.
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