Strange human who is seen as a homosexual by his peers and is noted for their distinctive emo clothing. Often, a jekowsky will look at popular girl's webshots and ask what their boyfriends have that he doesn't.
Oh look, it's a jekowsky, let's beat the hell out of him!
by CrazyBill September 3, 2005
Get the Jekowsky mug.1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.
2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to
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2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to
Jerk Dance
Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.
by Kyd Chronic/ T-Royal May 21, 2009
Get the Jerkologist mug.Jetboom is similiar to dick and twat and sometimes cunt can also be used to call somebody a theif, idiot or german bastard generally it is used to insult a person(s).
It can also be said like 'Jetfag' and is similar to 'Ugly Fishface'.
It can also be said like 'Jetfag' and is similar to 'Ugly Fishface'.
by Facepunchstudios April 6, 2007
Get the jetboom mug.The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
Get the German Jerkoff mug.A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
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I can't believe he just punched that cripple kid in the face then promptly fucked his milf of a mom...
Well thats what you'd expect from some deuschebag from Jerkopolis
Well thats what you'd expect from some deuschebag from Jerkopolis
by Dbati February 4, 2010
Get the Jerkopolis mug.Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009
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