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Jethro Tull

Bill: You like Jethro Tull?
Jim: Jethro Dull man.
Bill: True.
by ottop December 28, 2006
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Jethro

"Hey Jethro, what does your name mean?"
"Abundance."
"Abundance of shit?"
"Yeahhh"
by PMASSPICS July 2, 2019
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Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull invented the seed drill; he was part of the group that created scientific farming as we know it. Also an overrated prog rock band with an electric flute player.
When the history teacher told us Jethro Tull invented the seed drill, we laughed like crazy.
by aleclair August 22, 2005
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jethrope

A twine or string belt used to hold pants up.

In cheap correction facilities, a "Jethro(pe)" refers to a bit of broken shoelace used to tie one belt-loop to another, in order to cinch pants around the waist.
"Brother, you best quit sagging those jeans or the CO's gonna tie a Jethrope on ya".
by zenpanther January 21, 2008
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Jethrosexual

A sexuality accompanied by an ultra masculine figure that tends to be mistaken as borderline gay but is actually asserting his dominance over his more feminine beta friends.
Jethro is so Jethrosexual, an orgy of 4 girls and 2 guys doesn't make him flinch.
by An Anonymous Note May 25, 2016
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jethro puffs

Is a cum-filled condom with a marshmallow topper that you slurp up
Jethro puffs Jethro sitting in a tent slurping jizzed filled condoms filled marshmallows a jethro puff
by Crazy country June 24, 2017
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Jethro

The type of guy, every girl will stare at. Handsome, smart, funny, and athletic. Has lots of friends and a few really close ones. Helps out the community and is very caring and generous. About medium height, with blonde hair. He also has eyes you can get lost it. Has the face of an angel and the body of a muscular god. Loves sports, animals and the environment. A little stubborn, but a great sense of humour. Is a great friend. If you are lucky enough to have a Jethro is your life, don't lose him.
I really like Jethro, but I don't think he likes me back.

There is never a boring time with Jethro is around.
by Lost and In Love September 21, 2019
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