Jesus Christ

God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.

Jesus Christ loves you personally

Jesus Christ saved you from death

Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.

by A Child of God. February 10, 2021

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

jesus christ is my nigga

jesus christ is a nigger

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Woo!

by man fucker May 22, 2019

Jesus Christ

Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.

When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.

by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 14, 2011

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is an imaginary person. He is also the main character of God's best-selling fictional book "The Bible".

Unfortunately, many cult members beleive Jesus Christ to be alive today, even though that would make him 2009 years old. Many cult members also beleive that Jesus Christ has magical powers; including, telepathy, teleportation, and telekinesis, among others.

person A : "Hey! I read this great book the other day! In it, some guy called Jesus Christ did all this crazy stuff! He can read my prayers and teleport!"

Person B : "Do you realise that Jesus Christ is a fictional person, and can't actually do all of the things he says he can?"

by Jonathon Harker April 1, 2009

Jesus Christ

A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.

Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.

by Scoggins February 28, 2010

Jesus Christ

The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.

Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)

by Joe Balls69 June 29, 2011