2 definitions by Jonathon Harker
Jesus Christ is an imaginary person. He is also the main character of God's best-selling fictional book "The Bible".
Unfortunately, many cult members beleive Jesus Christ to be alive today, even though that would make him 2009 years old. Many cult members also beleive that Jesus Christ has magical powers; including, telepathy, teleportation, and telekinesis, among others.
Unfortunately, many cult members beleive Jesus Christ to be alive today, even though that would make him 2009 years old. Many cult members also beleive that Jesus Christ has magical powers; including, telepathy, teleportation, and telekinesis, among others.
person A : "Hey! I read this great book the other day! In it, some guy called Jesus Christ did all this crazy stuff! He can read my prayers and teleport!"
Person B : "Do you realise that Jesus Christ is a fictional person, and can't actually do all of the things he says he can?"
Person B : "Do you realise that Jesus Christ is a fictional person, and can't actually do all of the things he says he can?"
by Jonathon Harker April 2, 2009
F-Zero X is a racing game published by Nintendo, and was released September 18th, 1998. This game was originally made for use on the Nintendo 64, but was also released on virtual console.
F-Zero X is one of the best games ever created, and includes one of the most amazing soundtracks of all time.
F-Zero X is known for it's fast paced action, with racing speeds that often exceed 1000Km/h. Featuring 30 different racers and 24 tracks. Today, it still remains one of the greatest creations in video game history.
F-Zero X is one of the best games ever created, and includes one of the most amazing soundtracks of all time.
F-Zero X is known for it's fast paced action, with racing speeds that often exceed 1000Km/h. Featuring 30 different racers and 24 tracks. Today, it still remains one of the greatest creations in video game history.
Person #1 : "Today I feel like playing the best game ever created."
Person #2 : "you mean F-Zero X?"
Person #1 : "Well, obviously."
Person #2 : "you mean F-Zero X?"
Person #1 : "Well, obviously."
by Jonathon Harker April 3, 2009