Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?
Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java
Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools
Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java
Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools
by Johnywadd February 9, 2010
A small, cozy coffee shop in the upper east Nashville area and directly across from Belmont University on Belmont Blvd., Bongo Java is as much about atmosphere as it is about coffee: organic and fair-trade java, hip service, extremely hipster and/or hippie, artistic, musically-inclined or academic customers who either sit inside and do work on their laptops or discuss the art on the walls or what they heard on NPR that day or sit on the porch outside and chain-smoke and people-watch.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.
Person #1: I went to Bongo Java the other day. So... it's pretty much exclusively hipster right?
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.
Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.
Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!
by internal rhyme August 31, 2009
by not_mm January 11, 2005
A uniting quality in the spirit of the Java Barn (in Canton NY), as well as the music that occurs there. This is commonly referred to as "Java Love".
by tuckr123 June 20, 2010
Java Developer
A Java Developer isn't someone wears ripped leather jackets, a Java Developer isn't someone who codes stuff to look tough, and a Java Developer isn't someone who codes for the sake of coding. That's the definition of a C# Developer. Being a Java Developer is completely different.
A Java Developer isn't someone wears ripped leather jackets, a Java Developer isn't someone who codes stuff to look tough, and a Java Developer isn't someone who codes for the sake of coding. That's the definition of a C# Developer. Being a Java Developer is completely different.
Unspoken Rules of Being Java Developer:
1. First rule of being a Java Developer. A Java Developer does not talk about being a Java Developer. Period.
2. Second rule of being a Java Developer, a Java Developer does not try to be a Java Developer or look tough. A Java Developer simply is a Java Developer.
3. A Java Developer stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.
4. A Java Developer does not give up. Java Developers will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.
5. A Java Developer is not a jerk. A Java Developer does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.
6. A Java Developer knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.
7. A Java Developer does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not fights that aren't worth fighting either.
Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a Java Developer. If this happens, a Java Developer must once again prove they are worthy of being Java Developer by following the rules. A Java Developer can only be determined by the opinions of others.
C# Developer Jock: "Look at my muscles, I can bench 250lbs, I could knock any of you b/c I'm so Java Developer!"
1. First rule of being a Java Developer. A Java Developer does not talk about being a Java Developer. Period.
2. Second rule of being a Java Developer, a Java Developer does not try to be a Java Developer or look tough. A Java Developer simply is a Java Developer.
3. A Java Developer stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.
4. A Java Developer does not give up. Java Developers will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.
5. A Java Developer is not a jerk. A Java Developer does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.
6. A Java Developer knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.
7. A Java Developer does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not fights that aren't worth fighting either.
Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a Java Developer. If this happens, a Java Developer must once again prove they are worthy of being Java Developer by following the rules. A Java Developer can only be determined by the opinions of others.
C# Developer Jock: "Look at my muscles, I can bench 250lbs, I could knock any of you b/c I'm so Java Developer!"
by JavaTheHutS January 21, 2013
The form of assassination taking place when the victum is repeatedly reminded that it's "Classroom in Session" every day for the course of a semester.
Our teacher has Java Killed half the class last year!
Wow... no kidding... they look like they were told the "Logic, Logic, LOGIC" thing again.
Nah man... it was just the usual "Your life will..."
Wow... no kidding... they look like they were told the "Logic, Logic, LOGIC" thing again.
Nah man... it was just the usual "Your life will..."
by Java-Dead May 18, 2009
When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.
by MJ23JP January 7, 2009