Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013