I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

by Adrian June 11, 2006

juggernauts

big old sweater cows/breasts. Opposite of masquito bites.

check out the juggernauts on that hoes hound.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Sexual Juggernaut

A sexual juggernaut, BY DEFINITION, is a person (mostly male) who dominates the playing field with his sexual overtones.

When a Sexual Juggernaut is near, dark alert theme music will play. And everyone will have to be alert, else they risk losing their cheeks getting clapped.
A sexual juggernaut will show absolutely no mercy, be forewarned.

Episode 51 of SOAP

Some N00b: WATCH OUT FOR ADAM, HE'S BECOME A SEXUAL JUGGERNAUT!
John: *Clapping all the cheeks available in the field of view.

by Doge_Sage January 21, 2020

Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!

Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020