jaffe

arse, ass, cornhole

Up your jaffe!

by Nancy Boy November 3, 2003

Jaffe

A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face

Jaffe shut up u suck at life go away, kill your self, uninstall life.

by Andrew December 4, 2004

jaffed

To forcefully insert.

Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.

by matthx July 16, 2008

Rahim Jaffer

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.

All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.

by Rahim's favorite kitten October 16, 2008

murtaza jafferji

good at foot better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

good at football better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

by shabbir May 9, 2005

jiffle

Often abbreviated to jiff...same definition

e.g. Simon had a quick jiff on the dancefloor while his mate was at the bar

by Lord McMenace of Pantinghame February 24, 2003

Jiffle

Breakfast for the lazy and/or time-crunched; consists of an Eggo waffle smeared with Jif peanut butter, eaten quickly over the sink and washed down with milk directly from the carton. Pathetic, yet satisfying.

"Dude, did you get to eat breakfast this morning? You look tired."

"Yeah, man, I slammed a Jiffle before I got here."

by Ultradave December 5, 2007