Sirius the Jaeger

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Divine_Rosé_Goku_Black or Ereh.jaeger._

A person who never misses, makes perfect content, basically better than charli Damelio.

Divine_Rosé_Goku_Black or Ereh.jaeger._: *Makes a video*

All of his awesome fans: mutuals???
"I LOVE ALL OF MY FANS"

by Gokultar21 March 7, 2021

Aggy Jaggers

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.

by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

1. The most badass don't-give-a-shit Espada in all of Bleach

2. Rival to Ichigo Kurosaki

3. A beast...literally. He'll tear your arm off and beat you with it

4. 6th Espada, Arrancar, Hollow, an inspiration to all villains out there

Ichigo: Dude you just punched through a girl's stomach
Grimmjow: you're next
Ichigo:...*thinks* shit run for your life, you don't wanna mess with Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

by rawrosity January 8, 2012

jaggerbush

term for thorns, briers. Plural: jaggers

Watch out for that jaggerbush!

Man, I hate jaggers.

by Thadeus Buell February 23, 2008

Jager Main

A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.

A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)

Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawn peak!

Jager: Get spawn peaked. Ha Ha Ha!

by TheKnowItAllBoutGames September 10, 2018

jaegermeister

Strong alcoholic beverage originally brought back to American from Germany and made popular by Frank Sinatra.

It is easily recognizable with its deer logo, and has enjoyed a burst in popularity in the recent year due to the fact it is used in a drink called the Jaegerbomb.

To make a Jaegerbomb, one needs part Jaegermeister and part Energy Drink.

by PhilippeLeTarré August 20, 2007