by Spanks February 08, 2004
by the one and only Ja November 14, 2005
by Brittabutter August 08, 2007
by nic October 04, 2004
In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser. A pervert and a nonce who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
by Macster007 December 06, 2006
Super edgy. Probably has a crush on a Oliver. The wild Oliver will probably say no and the super edgy Jas will be triggered and will but and item of clothing that belongs to the wild Oliver in the bin you may want to die after nesting it. But is very nice
by Kylobobbavader July 27, 2018