The best of the best. Much better than Petter, Erlend, Torje, Werner, Franz and Ermal. Biggest penis of them all.
by IKKENOLEDIGNAVNFORFAEN October 7, 2016

Arguably the nicest and most chill guy you'll ever meet. Jens is a man of intellect and kindness and also has a massive cock that attracts and make all the girls want him.
by guffeliguf June 8, 2021

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

An annoying, rude, and arrogant person. Most of Jen's are very untrustworthy and are not worth your time. They try and hurt you and make you feel awful. They are bullies. Jen's are very passive aggressive and are very hard to understand. Most Jen's lie, and are weenie stables. 75% of Jen's do not succeed in life.
Girl 1: AHH, Jen is coming! Hide. She spit on me earlier
Girl 2: I know, C'mon! We must hide. She always bullies us.
Girl 1: I don't know why I used to be friends with her...but she betrayed me.
Girl 2: So rude of her, such a weenie stable.
Girl 2: I know, C'mon! We must hide. She always bullies us.
Girl 1: I don't know why I used to be friends with her...but she betrayed me.
Girl 2: So rude of her, such a weenie stable.
by Unknown and other June 19, 2018

A tall guy, with holes in his pants. He often has a small penis. Jens is also a slang word for outsider, a person who has no friends. He smells very bad, because he never wash himself.
by Tissetrold February 1, 2016

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020
