or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
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She came from a land down under.
She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!
She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.
She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!
She’s Gigi’s Mum,
She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,
And likes a whine.
Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.
She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.
But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel
Hard to keep up with.
Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
She came from a land down under.
She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!
She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.
She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!
She’s Gigi’s Mum,
She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,
And likes a whine.
Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.
She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.
But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel
Hard to keep up with.
Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
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i hope you're jen
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