junk juggling

Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.

1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.

by chunkifeat June 11, 2008

junkai

A handsome boy. Very sweet and caring and loves food. Loves to play sports and x box . is very smart and gets good grades

WOAH junkai got an 1700 for his lexile

by sabrina glaze May 1, 2017

junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

Junk-Snuggle

When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.

Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.

I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.

by Jizzex Platinum January 7, 2020

design junkies

Those addicted to perfect typesetting, precise marks, killer color combos, and the lot.

Yo dude couldn't stop buying gig posters from Burlesque Design and Aesthetic Apparatus. Dude was hell of design junkies.

by chris burns2 May 27, 2008

Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.

Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"

by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011

Esalen junkie

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.

The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019