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japanese wave

A Japanese Wave is when you fart under the covers while in bed and you quickly lift your feet to create a wave in the blanket that pushes the gas into your faces.
She was fighting the Dutch Oven so hard I had to transition to the Japanese Wave.
by PlayerHater008 October 28, 2013
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Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another
Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.
by Plenz May 22, 2015
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turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.
by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003
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Japanese Muscle

japans answer to american muscle, where as the american cars were mainly from the 60's/70's, japanese were from the late 80's to Todayish. Where as American muscle relied on mostly beefy V8's with TONS of torque, Japanese usually range from I4's to V6's fitted with twin turbos. In my personal belief, both are good, it just depends on your tastes.
1: Supra, 3000gt, Skyline/GT-R, Impreza WRX STI, Evo. Lancer, S2000, 350z, NSX, RX-7/8, Integra, ect.

2: Mike: *Rolls up in a R32 Skyline* Like my new car?
Joe: Fuck man, this is the muscle club, fuck ya doin' with that shit?
Mike: Dude, this is fucking Japanese Muscle
Joe: ... Oh shit, your right, nice ride bro!
Mike: Haha, I know
by Muscle King October 29, 2008
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Japanese Kiss

A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.
I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.
by Babies porn July 11, 2014
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Japanese steamroller

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
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Japanese Candle

When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.
After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.
by Edward T. Pie May 23, 2018
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