jaded hope
MM and GC totally like like each other but their jaded hope is totally blocking out all of those good vibes.
jaded hope by AlexEvenstar June 13, 2017
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Jaded Imagination
You think one way because it's how you would like it to be, but deep down you know its not true. ...he had a jaded imagination when he spoke about his ex girlfriend.
Jaded Imagination by Bryce11 February 28, 2011
Jaded Mercenary
1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert
2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.
2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
Jaded Mercenary by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
Jaded Crawl
The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
Jaded Crawl by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner
Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"
Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!
Wait, wha-
Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!
Wait, wha-
Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner by Dedede Man December 24, 2020
jaded-ward-necked
An ugly demon female that vows to destroy as many men's lives as possible. Mentally ill and heavily addicted to drugs and sex with her father. Gaslighting and manipulation leads to wreck less behavior that'll turn a sane man crazy in minutes.
jaded-ward-necked by Psychostench April 19, 2023
jaded dick
1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.
girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...
girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.
girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!
girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.
girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!
jaded dick by LandMforeva May 13, 2008