processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Zigmoid Process

Next to your zephnu

your zigmoid process is ugly

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010

Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD October 3, 2008