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iron-man

Fairly strong weed that you steal from your middle aged father; usually dank smelling.
"Your dad has building wooden "hamster cage" in the garage for the last two weeks. I think his Ironman is too potent."

"My dad's been watching frog week on the discovery channel for the past six days; he must've gotten a new shipment of Iron-man"
by "Pat the baker" January 21, 2008
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Iron Man Boots

1. Relating to the built-up mud on the bottom of a person's shoe upon or after walking through a large area of mud (noun)

2. The act of walking and stomping simultaneously, in a similar manner as obese and/or ghetto people negotiate movement (noun)
1. "I was walking through this muddy field, but I had to stop 'cause I seem to be wearing Iron Man Boots."

2. "Bitch be walking like she's wearing some Iron Man Boots."
by Reefer_420_Madness September 27, 2011
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Iron Man Numbers

When something reaches a very large number of hits. Similarly to the hit blockbuster movie Iron Man did in theaters.
My thread is getting Iron Man numbers.

This video I just uploaded is getting some hella Iron Man numbers.
by BROTHERSPORT6969 June 21, 2009
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iron man sex

When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"

man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
by Insaniac12321 March 12, 2021
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Iron Man 2 (2010)

Iron Man 2 is a 2010 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Iron Man, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is the sequel to 2008's Iron Man, the second film in a planned trilogy and is a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by Jon Favreau, the film stars Robert Downey, Jr., who reprises his role as Tony Stark. In cinematic canon, it takes place six months after Iron Man, and directly before Thor. The film's events take place after The Incredible Hulk but before the final scene with Tony Stark and General Ross.
Tony Stark has revealed his identity as Iron Man and is resisting calls by the United States government to hand over the technology. Ivan Vanko, meanwhile, has developed the same technology and built weapons of his own, creating new challenges for Stark.
Iron Man 2 (2010):
(taken away by the police)
Ivan Vanko: You lose, Stark! You lose!

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: (aiming their repulsar beams at each other) Put your hand down.
Tony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony.
Tony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.

Tony Stark: You didn't know my father.
Nick Fury: As a matter of fact, he was the founding member of S.H.I.E.L.D.

(after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons)
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it.
Justin Hammer: Which one?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it!

Agent Coulson: (holding up the Captain America shield) Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need!
(takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level)
Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level.

Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility.
(she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car)
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.

Iron Man: Rhodey, get down!
(activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids)
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time.
Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once.

(After end credits)
(as Agent Coulson gazes upon a crater, he makes a call)
Agent Coulson: Sir. We found it.
(camera pans down to reveal Thor's hammer)
by The Centurion July 12, 2012
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iron man (paintball)

a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)
Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?

Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
by pancakejoe January 1, 2009
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Iron man dies in endgame

My nigga iron man uses the infinity gauntlet and it's too much for him so he dies in his bitch peppers arms
Hey I spolled it for you iron man dies in endgame
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