indignation

The urban way to start a car

"You put the key indignation"

by Jordan D Hurt March 31, 2008

engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

fibronic irrigation

fibronic irrigation:

flossing out the undercarriage by consuming mass quantities of fiber and passing the massive chunks rectally. this may be followed by a yogurt enema.

I may not be a doctor, but I play one on tv; therefore I can prescribe a full fibronic irrigation to loosen up your innards with gusto. you'll be blowing pooberry stew in no time! just 5 bowls of horkins fiber chunks will have you dunking dunks in no time!

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

instigationmachine

You are a wanker whoever this guy is deserves a fucking kick in the face TWAT

Your are an instigationmachine

by Nicksta January 24, 2005

Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011

Oracular Intimations

1. The Little Signs that God, Jesus, The Big Guy,The Holy Spirit,The Holy Ghost, Es Spiritu Sanctu The Man Upstairs, etc. sends You to let You know He is Working on Your behalf.

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement, 2011)
2. When He (See above) sends Someone to you to tell you Good News of Something that is about to Happen for You.
3. A "Prophecy".
4. A "Foretelling".
5. A Verbal "Smack in the Head".

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement)

Wow, Did you Hear what that Guy said to me? It was some Oracular Intimations about a New Job!

by TheLaughsOnUs April 26, 2011

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009