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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

instructive

describing a novel, e.g. The Giving Tree, from which an extroverted inebriate in tenleytown may or may not have received some knowledge or life lesson, upon reading, once.

however, to said inebriate, definition unknown.

"i read a novel once."
"was it INSTRUCTIVE?"
"i don't know what that means."
"oh, i'm very sorry. did you learn anything?"

by suzabbareena January 17, 2005

ski instructor

pizza, pizza, french fries, flex your knees, follow me...600 dollars please

just stop by Aspen, CO and pay attention from the lift.
ski instructors available.

by SnowRider May 3, 2006

Unclear Instructions

This 2 words started on the internet in Blogs or something similar that were very, very stupid like: "How to jump" or "How to read" on Steam. So It was so stupid that people start writing these type of commentaries: "Unclear Intructions, ..." It most used for Guides that his steps are very very easy.

How to read: You did it!

Guy: Unclear Instructions, eat the toster
Guy2: Unclear Intructions, get cock stuck in a tree
Guy3: Unclear Intructions, eat hard drive

by Pipor January 14, 2017

instrustion

Instrustions provided that are created out of fustrsion caused by repetition.

After cleaning is done see senior staff for further instrustion...

by SDH senior staff January 14, 2009

Insurection

An erection that must be dealt with to insure against premature ejaculation at a later juncture.

Chuck: Dude, so how was the big night with Heidi?'
Randy: Man she was looking so hot in that miniskirt I had to put down an insurection in the wash rooms before we even left the restaurant.

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by soft rock moment January 24, 2011