A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
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by evergar September 11, 2011
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Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.
Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."
by Kodak Zach April 11, 2016
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The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Activision: We know Infinite Warfare gonna fail so hard, that's why we include the COD4 Remastered but no physical release for it so you are forced to buy IW. We don't give a shit about recycling the same mechanic for each game. We care for the fans so WE LIKE TO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

*EA releases a new trailer for WW1-themed game called Battlefield 1*
*Gamers cancel preorder for IW and go for BF1 instead*
*BF1 preorder goes up while IW went down so hard*

RIP COD
by SoulOfDavidBowie May 8, 2016
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To think out of the box. To think or imagine beyond what's expected by your peers. Creative ideas or solutions to problems.
That guy is pure genius, he must be Infinite Reality!
by Infinite Reality July 11, 2008
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a fallacy in which the argument proposes an explanation, but the mechanism proposed stands just as much in need of explanation as the original fact to be explained — and indeed it stands in need of the same kind of explanation. so it is tempting to apply the explanation to itself.
given the wordcosmological argument/word, the universe must have a beginning. the notion that the universe's origin came about by the random forming of particles in space, there must have been something to first put those particles there. whatever that something is, it must exist outside of time and always exist, lest you get into a series of arguments going further and further back until you have infinite regress.

example: the being 'linda' created all the particles that formed the earth, but who created linda? the being 'bill' created linda, but who created bill? etc. the argument goes on forever until there is a beginning, which was initially required according to the wordcosmological argument/word.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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The act of two men having anal intercourse with each other at the same time. Coined by the Kielbasa Squadron.
Mark and Sean were in an infinite loop when we walked into the house. We were all surprised!
by Jschweitz June 17, 2010
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