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Infektion

A person who will not leave others alone. That person possess' assburger syndrome. That person is a pandemic disease that nobody wants to see. A lot of people wishes that person would die. Who looks at pointless things on Wikipedia and Youtube during class when he's supposed to be doing his Essay. That person is a male of grade ten that only weighs 100 pounds.
Oh god! The infektion is back.

Look the infektion is following us again!
by That third random unknown guy December 11, 2010
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Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!
Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!
by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019
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British inflection

When someone isn’t British but acts and sounds British to the point they are mistaken to be British. Usually not being from British descent they just naturally come off as if they were born there.
“They have a British inflection despite being from Australia
by Numulic February 20, 2023
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urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.
"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."
by RetardLOL February 25, 2014
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Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.
by PerryG December 11, 2019
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Rating Inflation

Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.

Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.

Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:

(x usually rating inflated by y)

Fat chicks by Mexicans

Big asses by Black people

White girls by Black people

White girls by White supremacist

White supremacist's wives by Black people

Asians by White and Black people

Big boobs by men as a general

Elderly by Mexicans

Nice teeth by Asians

Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.

Sorry Oprah, our bad.
by Dragonbgone September 1, 2010
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inflatophilia

a person who sexually pleasures himself often with the use of a sexual blow up doll or an inflatable toy
dude theres like 3 bang me bettys in here do you have inflatophilia
by FUBAR541 May 23, 2008
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