Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
Get the Morning dumpmug. by xXemotrashXx July 31, 2016
Get the morning rosemug. the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
by jjjes January 24, 2011
Get the morning muffmug. "Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"
I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
by CougHunter February 18, 2010
Get the morning lumbermug. Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.
It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.
Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).
At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.
Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).
At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.
by malathia February 10, 2006
Get the morning breathmug. Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Morningmug. After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.
by PierceMe September 29, 2011
Get the Morning Pussmug.