Impeage

To ejaculate onto a specific area.

"...i am going to impeage all up in your momma's hair."

by Soft Serve July 9, 2006

Impesh

Impesh act act of being impy, the lacking of all brain cells and common sense. The title impesh can't be given it needs to be earned. But what ever you do NEVER mistake impesh for impish the differences are as vast as your neighbor little Jimmy and the black man named Raquise that works at the local gas station who is a registered sex offender that rapes the masses. Also ANYONE who mistakes impesh for impish will be found and eliminated. Eliminated by who you might ask? Good question, The High Council™ this team is on another level of being they have reached god status in the multiverse these few people are the epitome of number one they are the best things that are and will be. This team of dictators consists of none other than The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bruno Mars, and Snoop D-O double G. You stand no chance and if you think you do you're already a dead man.

Sincerely, Zach Galifianakis

Person 1: Hey I think McDonald's fries are made of dough

Person 2: bro wtf that would be a mini baguette you're such an impesh

by The Klussy Lord August 14, 2022

Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.

Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.

by nethcev! August 14, 2006

impetus

something that encourages a particular activity or makes that activity more energetic or effective:

The recent publicity surrounding homelessness has given (a) fresh impetus to the cause.

by Hello2014 November 6, 2014

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005

Impenetrable

1. Impossible to get in or through: Not able to be passed through or entered.

2. Incomprehensible: Impossible to understand or discern.

3. Closed to influence: Not open to intellectual or moral influences, impressions, or ideas.

1. The woods formed an impenetrable barrier.
2. An impenetrable legal jargon.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

Bush impeachment

1. The act of removing the hair in the bikini area

2. The removal of office of the current president of the united states for lying, and crimes against humanity

''Im gonna go impeach my bush real quick before we go to the beach.''

''you think the democrats will ever carry through with the bush impeachment?''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007