A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).
"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
by fuckpants November 8, 2004
by Albert February 15, 2004
When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
1 luke minute is the equivalent of 587,296 years. 60 of these would make one luke hour, which 24 luke hours is the average day for a luke fizzuregerald..
Chadston: Yo tryna hop on?
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.
Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.
Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga
by wuat223 March 22, 2021
*2 hours later*
Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"
Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."
Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"
Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."
by dg123 May 5, 2010
1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
by Wichititty February 19, 2012
A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.
by Schizmatic January 22, 2017