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off-nominal insertion

When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.
You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!
by PurplePirate December 20, 2019
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operation beef insertion

going out to bars or clubs with the sole mission to have sex with someone
Its on gang, time for operation beef insertion.
by UncleTog March 1, 2023
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Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"
by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.
Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"
by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013
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yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
by Bellendoos June 8, 2018
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bum injection

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up
by mitch00uk April 7, 2015
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[InsertAnyFirstName]

"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them.

But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them:
Girl: Bordinakonquo is the most amaaaazing guy evar!!!! He is a gigntic freake in bed and is always their wen u need sumone to litsen!!!!! All hsi broz bow to him wen he wlks in th rooom. And most of al, he's th mostt loveable man aliev!!!

Other Girl: Really? That sounds exactly like the description I saw the other day for InsertAnyFirstName!...*compares names* It is the same!! You're an insincere, stupid bitch!
by jokerman15 October 21, 2011
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