IHOPhobia

The fear of going to IHOP and having your meal stolen by a pirate swinging on a rope, screaming "TREASURE!"

youtube.com/watch?v=R1ha2-EWPPM
One of my friends online can't bare to watch this commercial due to his IHOPhobia.

by AlphaCananogram June 2, 2007

ihops

really really big but saggy tits. Not perky whatsoever like big pancakes. flap jacks

Check out that bitches ihops.

by Alvatron/peestandingup November 26, 2006

Ihoppression

The overwhelming depression felt by the employees of iHop.

When the employees gathered around to sing “happy birthday” but at the same time yearned for sweet death, it was a clear case of iHoppression.

by saaaaywhaaaat April 27, 2019

ihoppin'

Throwing up over the toilet while taking it in doggy style

After drinking all night, Sue went ihoppin' with her boyfriend.

by blank212 June 20, 2009

iHopping

The act of listening to about 30 seconds of random songs because you aren't really in the mood for anything in particular. Like channel hopping, but for music.

Bob: What you listening to?
Sally: Nothing in particular man. Just iHopping.

by aaraddict March 19, 2009

ihopping

The act of going to IHOP just to sit in the back to drink coffee and converse with the employees working there. While simultaneously being called every 30 minutes by a friend who is lonely.

Narf:Hey what's up!
Chris:Nothing, just going to IHOP.
Narf:Man I hate you guys you go Ihopping like every night!
Chris:Sorry man we call you when we get back.

by Pedo&Loli January 16, 2009

ihopplebees

The restaurant formerly known as Applebees, but recently purchased by iHop.

Let's cruise on down to the ihopplebees for a burger, yo.

by gridiron January 6, 2008