I have a question

?????

Student: I have a question. Teacher: What? Student: Whachu know about rolling down in the deep

by AgentZan212s_alt3 October 19, 2021

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!

by Happy pickle January 28, 2019

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

I have cummies

When your raging at a game and are afraid to scream

Man this game is making me mad I have cummies

by Pikaguy November 10, 2020

I have AIDS

Something to say to fill awkward silences.

John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."

by treemilk November 28, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020