Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2020
by Qu_ge June 25, 2021
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
by Bustex August 04, 2016
by allbad June 23, 2005
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
by BeakerBryan January 21, 2020
The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
by kagekirazuul August 01, 2021
An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
by little.piece.of.cow.poo April 28, 2018