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Humongo

Oh My gosh...her butt is humongo!
by banger sister January 12, 2007
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Humans

An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
John: Humans are pretty cool.
Sam: Narcissist...
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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humongous

Funny game with astronauts where one or many crewmates are in fact imposters. Their goal is to try and kill the normal crewmates. Crewmates can call for emergency meetings, to tell the other who they suspect.
Friend A : " I took a humongous shit in your toilets and they are now stuck "!
Friend B : " sus sus humongous impostor red sus "
by gogo94210 May 27, 2021
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humonganoid

adj. Not only huge in size, but unproportionately big.
Common usage: Humonganoid eyes. This is because the term "big eyes" does not do justice to eyes that are so big they seem unproportionate to a person's face.
"And then the baby looked at me with her humonganoid eyes and there was nothing I could do but eat up her cheeks."
by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005
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humouskaaah

the sexiest hairstyle created by yours truly, Zach Herron's wife ( I don't mean the Zach that sits in the corner of your school placing corn fries in between his toe gaps) this can only be performed of the stunt man that jumped off a building while eating chilli fries while trying to stick it up his asshole, (he was wearing socks)
"hey can you get your friend (who can only perform this hairstyle) to do the humouskaaah
by mrsadamswife September 23, 2019
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humongotacious

the perfect combination of quantity and taste in a meal

(portmanteau of humongous and delicious)
That steak was humongotacious.
by Yu Wong March 16, 2008
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Faith in humans

When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
P1: am I the only one losing faith in humans ?
P2: NO they always been like that so no faith lost!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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