rotten hootchie

a nasty foul smelling woman or her spoiled cunt, which looks like a decomposed piece of octopi or squid.

oooh, I think she just rubbed her rotten hootchie on me.

by smokebongo November 13, 2010

Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you

Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

by The Dude April 28, 2003

Hootsie

A slut with 10 stalkers.

“I feel like such a hootsie, ya know.”

by Yopoecho February 17, 2019

Hoot

Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour

Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!

by shivax April 29, 2009

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Hootenberry

It is an adjective.
It is a noun.
It is a verb.
It is a exclamation.
It is a name.
It’s a feeling.
It’s a quote.
A hootenberry is a feeling. A whole hootenberry is like the true meaning of hootenberry.

HOOTENBERRY IS EVERYTHING!

That’s a whole hootenberry for sure!

by CriscoBabe August 3, 2021

LAN hootenanny

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.

by Btone June 21, 2005