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Horton

Any human being with questionable gender who claims to "hang low" but obviously doesn't even hang.

sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
Whoopi Goldberg is a type of Horton
by Konquatts June 27, 2011
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huxton

Garbage Scow Captain, or Waste Manager, mostly used in refererence to the collection and disposal of human feces for the purpose of public sanitation. This role in society was not envied, yet was quite widely respected and carried a certain sense of self reward. Human waste removal is a very humbling yet charitable act toward a society and had commonly been recognized as so.

Notable alternatives: “Unsung Hero”, “Dung Destroyer”, “He who turns the wrench to kill the stench”
The Huxton hasn’t yet arrived to empty our septic tank. Please excuse the bloody awful odor.
by Sir Jim Wylie, Esq. May 14, 2019
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Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.

Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.

After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.

Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!

Danielle: Where's it from?

Thomas: Tim Hortons

Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.

Thomas: I was desperate!
by Oanid March 18, 2020
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haxton

To make an absolute muppet of yourself.
I knocked up a South American belly dancer, I pulled a Haxton
by Maddog8888 February 4, 2014
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Holton

Ms.Holton is a crazy asian obsessed old math teacher who likes to blow her hot breath in your ear. Her breath smells that of rotten eggs and nasty Kombucha tea. She also enjoys the thought of $1 nasty mouth burning cookies and free living space in the school under her desk. She is commonly known as the Crazy Cookie Lady That Lives Under Her Desk. She likes to say on a regular basis "I want to eat Asians"...... She also is a crazy cat lady with approximately 30 cats in her house... And she likes to wear a navy blue outfit with Jesus sandals every day.... She is also in love with a particular little 6th grader...... And is hated by students on campus...
Student speaking:"Ms.Holton just blew her nasty breath in my ear"
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sgt horton

Hey have you finished your paper for SGT Horton?

No, fuck that dumb nig nog.
by xdddddddd22318391 May 17, 2018
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Horton

An un-circumcised penis.
"girl you seen his dick yet"
"mm girl yes, this boy has a horton!!"
"damn a horton!?"
"dick lookin like it just heard a who!"
by Dr.sous December 21, 2013
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