Habbo Hotel

A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".

They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P

Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"

Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.

People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.

This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.

Nerd: Can I see your room?

Me: I don't have a room.

Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.

Me: Ummm...

Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!

Me: Ummm okay...

Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!

You have been banned for life for being a noob.

Habbo Hotel

by Greenday678912345 March 14, 2009

whiskey hotel

NATO phonetic alphabet for "White House"

The president lives in the Whiskey Hotel.

by ever,greatest November 23, 2009

Haute

French for 'high' feminine is haute and masculine is haut. It does not have to be paired with the word Couture (meaning sewing) The 'H' is not pronounced. haute is pronounced like OAT.
It's one of those words really misused and misunderstood in English
It does NOT MEAN hot.
but when used with the word couture, meaning to sew, it means , High Fashion. Or sophisticatedly made clothing.

Haute montagne = high mountain, la haute Égypte= upper Egypt.

by goozbangi January 5, 2015

happy hotel

A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.

Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*

by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 1, 2006

Hontegra

A Honda Civic with a HACKED Integra front end...

WOW!!!!! That Hontegra is fast........ror

by A Hontegra Owner April 30, 2009

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

by Popesum October 18, 2020

trap hotel

A house or apartment where drugs are sold.

John: Yo, have you been to the trap hotel up on Baker?
Evan: No, but I heard they got some good shit.

by halfbakedrookie June 15, 2018