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The Houdini

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.
Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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the houdini

after fucking a grl anal the guy takes out his dick and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has cum, then says 'hey baby' and when she turns around splooges into her eye
i pulled a houdini on that grl and her sister last night
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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houdini

During anal sex or doggie style, right before climax the man spits a wad on the womans back. As she turns around thinking it is over, the man rubs it out in her face and exclaims "Abra-cadabra".
She said she liked magic tricks, so I gave her the old houdini.
by Gay Rich Lindgren January 16, 2007
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houdini

1. A famous magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini whose birth name was Ehrich Weiss. He was famous for his illusions and more importantly escapology. His most famous act was escaping the Chinese water torture cell, in which he was suspended upside-down in a glass and steel cabinet which was filled with water.

2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though.
"OMG my eyes, I thought you already came!" - woman

"Yeah bitch, that's the houdini!" - man
by skyline44512 May 15, 2008
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The Houdini

The other definitions have missed the point of the Houdini. Regardless of the preamble, one most conclude the Houdini, not just by jizzing in the partner's eyes, but by then, yelling "Houdini" in a high pitched voice and runnign away, having "dissappeared" by the time their eyes are clear.
When I was fellating Stephen yesterday, he jizzed in my eyes, creating a harsh burning sensation, then ran away yelling, "HOUDINI!!!" I mean wtf, mate?
by namelockis May 4, 2005
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The Houdini

(two guys needed) Be fucking your girl doggy style and make sure she is facing a window, Pull out and tell your guy friend to push in, make sure she does not know the other guy is there. Then run around to the outside of the window she is facing and scream "Ta-Da!"
Dude Amanda didn't know I did The Houdini to her, but when she found out she freaked!
by Opus_Jr August 15, 2015
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Houdini, The

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.
Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.
by Smythe February 28, 2003
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