It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer
"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"
by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020
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When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 07, 2022
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Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
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Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
by Patricia Bosworth September 04, 2009
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hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.
by Tim Browne April 04, 2004
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hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
by Cofer March 31, 2006
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