Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.

I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.

by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009

hoochie

A woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a slut. To be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.

Did you see what Yolanda was wearing. All the guys were staring at her ass hanging out of those dukes. She is such a hoochie.

by javaboy January 24, 2003

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan April 12, 2006

hoochie mama

polite term used by women to define other women as sluts

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

hoochie coochie mamma

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.

" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"

by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008

Hoochie Coochie

1. slutty women who can never seem to find their own man to fuck

2. A shameless hussy who always pushes up on a guy, even though he has a girlfriend

Damn man, it seems that everytime i find a man, some hoochie coochie always tries to fuck with him.

by Betty Bee October 19, 2006

hoochie mamma

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.

My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.

by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009