by jessekmorganwhore May 25, 2011
The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!
by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004
A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
by Mnayin May 11, 2009
A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.
by Mikidy Diggidy July 11, 2008
The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.
by SunnyBunnyFL September 07, 2010
by FirstmateJibbs March 20, 2015
Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.
(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
by salingersports July 06, 2007