hobbley nude

One who is an embarrassment, a failure, generally not good at life.

*Someone trips and spills their books everywhere*
"Look at that hobbley nude!"

by megster_56 January 10, 2010

Hoblack

A rickshaw driver who opts to only take big boned women and homeless as passengers. Suffers from dementia and often seen screaming "Serenity now" at total strangers. Be afriad..be very afraid

We strapped our rickshaw to a hoblack and she bolted!

by crazygoatboy May 27, 2010

hoblowjob

Giving a blowjob to a homeless guy for whatever loose change or bottles they have.

Example: Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs to make enough money for bus fare home.

Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs behind the bus stop to make enough money for bus fare home.

by PolliwogFire August 6, 2015

hobbleflobbinhobbingobble

A term for when you can't find the word to describe a certain thing, you say this. The idiotic version of supercalifragolisticexpialidocius.

Barry told me to come over for netflix and chill, all that came out was,hobbleflobbinhobbingobble.

by DEMJUICEY January 4, 2017

hosplain

When a female explains why you need to give her more cash.

Raquel burned a hole in my wallet , hosplainin why she needed to do more shopping.

by WildestBlings October 12, 2017

The Hobble

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

by That One Dinosaur Guy April 6, 2011

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011