by enter_san_man December 20, 2008
Get the Homosexual Pressure mug.HomoSexual Level. Levels included are
HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
by The Fickler July 23, 2009
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Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.
Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.
Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???
Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!
Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!
Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!
Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!
by akaklee May 20, 2011
Get the Hemosexual mug.Adj. The quality of being heterosexual but occasionally engaging in casual making out with same-sex friends.
My roomate and I are homocasual.
by Barbara V March 1, 2006
Get the Homocasual mug.A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
Get the The Homosexual Clefairy mug.One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:
They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"
They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.
"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.
These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"
They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.
"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.
These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
by steph422 September 9, 2011
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by PabloMiAllamo November 17, 2016
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