You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus
Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day
by TheRealMan2018 January 13, 2023
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its 19th of april, and you failed to send your homies a nude. Do it now. send them a booty pic, a dick pic, a tit pic. FULL BODY ANYTHING. Dont fail them ever again
"Guys, i have forgotten, It was nudes day, let me compensate."- said Tuna on National send your homies a nude day
by chibilordcthulhu April 19, 2020
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On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 02, 2021
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National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.
by UT99Fan July 09, 2021
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024
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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
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