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homeschool effort

The strong effort exerted by homeschoolers, especially their mothers, in attempt to get their children "involved" with extracurricular activities to help the homeschooler to feel like they have a social life. Some homeschoolers are oblivious to the "homeschool effort". These are the ones that most actively engage in it.
Phil's mother tries to get him involved in the local homeschool group activities, but Phil detests his mother's "homeschool effort".
by littlebeeper September 15, 2009
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Homeschooler

A "homeschooler" is a person from the ages of 5-18 who does their school at home. These are they kind of kids who give homeschooled people a bad name. They live up to every stereotype imaginable. For example, they always wear running shoes to every single event except church. To church they wear ugly flats with ankle length skirts unless they're boys. If they're boys then they do wear their running shoes to church. These children are also not allowed to mingle with the other gender until they reach marriageable age. These people do not know what a push up bra is and certainly don't know what a thong is. They have never been to a mall and if they have, the only reason is that there is a bookstore inside the mall. They all buy their clothing at thrift shops and never stay up to date on the latest styles. They think partying hard is going to their only friends (besides their mom) house and eating ice cream and oh so disobediently talking about the opposite gender until 10:30 when their parents come to pick them up. They then proceed to tell their best friend every single detail of the night. Who is their best friend? Their mom of course! Also, when trying to relate to others, they use large, confusing words that only Albert Einstein and they themselves understand. Poor homesschoolers... they don't even know that they're not normal.

Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".
by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011
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homeskillet

Whassup, homeskillet?
by Blade December 17, 2002
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homeschooler

a really smart kid who meets the following criteria:
really smart
anti-social regardless of 15 extracurricular activities
pro-life
spelling bee champion
homeschool debate team
already in college... community college
anti-evolution - no, sworn to defeat the evolutionists
pro-creation, if you know what i mean. definitely their parents
pro-bush
conservative
anti-liberal
you get the point
normal person: you're a homeschooler? I never would've guessed!
homeschooler: thanks!
by ex-homeschooler June 4, 2007
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Homeskilletateersman

The coolest homeskillet around (see: homeskillet). Particularly, a true homeskillet who has gone adventuring and/or galavanting about the countryside with a sword and/or a double-headed axe. The homeskilletateersman will tend to congregate - esp. over the holidays - with other like-minded homeskilletateersmen to reflect on many a merry verbal outburst
"Yo homie, that dude be the flyest homeskilletateersman I ever did rightly saw."
by C-Dubbbbbb January 13, 2009
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homeschool

Admit non homeschoolers the kind of education you really want.
homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.
by theshroomguy March 29, 2007
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HomeSkillet

by AC May 10, 2003
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