the holy fucking trinity

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.

I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man

by Womenrespecror96 October 21, 2019

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

Holy sweet flying fuck

Expression of astonishment popularized by Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys.

Bubbles upon returning from jail, "Holy sweet flying fuck! My shed is full of empty liquor bottles."

by wingfold May 28, 2013

holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water

holy fuck tits

by tittie turtle taco May 16, 2018

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck im cumming lois

by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 30, 2022

holy fuck scott the woz

is that a MOTHER FUCKING SCOTT THE WOZ REFERENCE?!
holy shit it's scott the woz
HEY ALL! SCOTT HERE

A father with his daughter and son walk up to what seems to be a man put in a glass cage with the title "Scott The Woz" as it's nametag. And surprisingly, it is. Surprised, the father says; "Holy fuck scott the woz", while having a completely neutral expression marked on his face.

by OIivers January 26, 2022

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010