anne heche

When a woman goes lesbian for another female then goes heterosexual and leaves the female for another man.

Girl 1: So what happened to you and Melissa?

Girl 2: Oh, that bitch pulled an Anne Heche on me and married some dude she met at Wal-Mart.

by Puffin September 26, 2008

hoecap

Meeting a scandalous girl at the bar and going back to her place after last call. Similar to Night Cap, but more straight forward.

What are you doing after the bar? I'm going back to that chick Cat's house for a hoecap.

by Johnny Mar May 2, 2010

hech

the censored term for "hell" or "heck"

Coding that LJ must be hech!

by amishchick June 13, 2005

Hochulmander

Used to refer to the anticipated 2022 New York congressional maps expected to be disproportionately favorable to the Democratic Party.

A portmanteau between current Governor of New York Kathy Hochul and the legislative process of gerrymandering.

It is anticipated after the 2020 census and is the product of the 2020 redistricting cycle in New York after the state legislature rejected maps drawn by a nonpartisan committee.

Dude, the Hochulmander is coming, it could give Democrats 5 more seats from New York’s delegation!

by PG1111 January 29, 2022

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006

hochstadt

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.

Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

by dvsdgkvsdfjbvdfkbkdfnbkldnfbvk March 16, 2009

pulling an anne heche

When a woman who formerly considered herself straight temporarily identifies as a lesbian before changing her mind and deciding she is straight again. Also, can be used to describe indecisive behavior. See also hasbian. Can be used interchangeably with Julie Cypher

"Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend? Man, Jenny is really pulling an Anne Heche!"

"You are the Anne Heche of post-secondary education! Pick a college and stay there!"

by Dixiechickgurl May 31, 2006