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A person whose account got raided by their IRLs who claimed they were missing out on Connor T’s 8 inch destroyer 😍😍😍🥺🥺‼️‼️; also stans Tenma “practice kissing scenes with me” Sumeragi
Person 1: Who is Hatsunebarbara.com?
Person 2: Oh, it’s someone who previously had a crush on Connor T.
by ventisdeadbardfriend April 17, 2021
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Hatsuharu Sohma

Possessed by the Chinese Zodiac spirit of the Ox, and a member of the Sohma family, Hatsuharu "Haru" Sohma is yet another damn hot white-haired anime character. Unfortunately he`s taken; he`s in a relationship with Isuzu "Rin" Sohma, the girl possessed by the Horse. Haru`s usually deadpan and emotionless as a rock, but he`s been known to make ridiculous jokes to clear the air when things get too serious. He`s one of the taller Zodiac spirit-possessors, had three piercings in each ear, a snake tattoo on his upper left arms, and likes his clothes flashy.

Also unfortunately, whenever he`s hugged by a normal girl, he`ll transform into an ox. Bummer for all you fangirls.

Oh--and did I mention he was bipolar? He doesn`t lose it often, but when he gets seriously angry, he snaps and turns into "Black Haru", an unstoppable juggernaut that destroys everything in his path and has been known to be an aggressive flirt.
Hatsuharu Sohma: It`s okay. I love you.

Yuki Sohma: Please save those lines for Rin. She`s staring at you. Very intently, actually.

Haru: A mystery....

Black Haru: Let me ask you this...If I wear a three-piece suit, does it mean I won`t resort to blackmail? If I won`t pierce my ears, does it mean I won`t break someone`s heart? If my hair is black and shiny, does it mean I won`t kill you? Who the hell do you think you are? You think you`re God?! Well?! Do you?!

Black Haru: Don`t talk to me. It`ll make me want to kill you. You...and myself.
by nekochu February 19, 2011
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Hootsie

A slut with 10 stalkers.
“I feel like such a hootsie, ya know.”
by Yopoecho February 17, 2019
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Beards and Hats

Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.
Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
by queensplazasouth March 20, 2006
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Hotass n Cheetos

A smell that bears the combination of hotass and cheetos. It usually hits those who don't bathe or shower properly or don't even bathe/shower at all.
You Hotass n Cheetos smelling losers need to wash your asses correctly.
by Bad Boy KIllaz April 9, 2005
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hotsheet

A hotsheet is a motel that rents rooms by the hour, usually for prostitutional purposes.
"Take that casino-ho and go find a hotsheet down the street.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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hotshot

a lethally large amount of heroin, usually given to troublemakers to make them appear to be a random overdose.
"Yo, Miguel is talking to the feds, he needs a fuckin' hotshot.
by somenycguy September 25, 2006
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