hit and run

better name for a one night stand

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg

by fartmomgerer64 July 24, 2024

Hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a seemingly important story, then when the story turns out to be a dud, not issue any apology and simply move on.

The Jussie Smollett case was perfect hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 18, 2022

Hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.

Did I just invent hit and run journalism?

by Sexydimma September 27, 2022

hit and run

where you impregnate a girl and leave her

guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy

by Lenny cash March 31, 2019

Hit and run thought

A thought that you instantly forget when barely distracted by something but it hits you like hell that you cant remember it afterwards

Person thinks: *submit assignment*
Person: oh cool cat video
Person: *forgets*
Person: Wtf did I want to do, again? Shit, hit and run thought

by CharlemagneTheGreat February 2, 2021

Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.

“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”

by OHI3H May 5, 2018

Hit-and-run

1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)

1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)

by Sir. B June 27, 2021