penis high five

When two guys pass each other through a door way , and rub crotches with each other as they squeeze through. Usually attributed to the fact that they both think they are to hard to yield to the other guy.

Marvin was too cool to let Patrick into the office before he left, resulting in a penis high five as they both squeezed through the door way.

by GarryOwen January 12, 2008

high five!

the thing that normal people do to everyday things.

1.hey look! its bernie kosar! high five! *high fives*
2. we just high fived! high five! *high fives*
3. OW you just hit my eye! high five! *high fives*
4. OW my hand hurts from high fiving.....high five! *high fives*
5. no really.. my hands bleeding. high five! *high fives*

by Dave Farley April 5, 2005

Epic High Five

An Epic High Five is simply the most amazing, spine-tingling, pants-moistening possible way to high five someone.

Performing an Epic High Five is not an easy task. To properly execute an EHF, certain conditions must be met.
1) Neither of the participants can be crippled, retarded, or jewish.
2) Both participants must be absolutely ripped. Tarnish on the pecs is completely unacceptable.
3) Females are meant for fucking and sandwich-making only. If you do not agree with the previous sentence, you are not eligible to perform an EHF.

Steps:
1) You and your partner must face eachother, about 100 feet away, shirtless. Weather does not matter. Try to find a secluded plateau or perhaps a field in the middle of some woods.
2) Spit into your dominant hand. This is the hand that will be performing the EHF.
3) Make eye contact with your partner. Give a slight head nod, as if notifying your partner that you're ready.

4) This is the most important step. Sprint towards your partner as fast as you can. While doing so, give a manly scream of power, kinda like Tarzan. When the time is right (You'll be able to feel it), jump straight upwards at a 90 degree angle. You and your partner should now be at arms' length of eachother. Continue screaming. Once you have achieved a minimum of 50 feet high, you and your partner will take turns punching eachother on the nipples. Turn around 180 degrees. If executed properly, lasers will shoot from your pupils and you and your partner will spell out the word "Champion" because Champion is a manly word. Face your partner again. Both of you should still be on a steady incline upwards. As your ascent slows to a stop, you will both freeze in midair, hands held high, dripping with sweat, mouths open wide because you're still screaming. The Gods will send down lightening to your fingertips, and increase your penis size by 25%. Then, you and your partner will fall, and you will punch the ground with your charged hand at the exact same time. This will cause a deadly earthquake, thereby opening a tunnel to the underworld. Demons will fly out of the opening, swarming you and your partner. When the heads are bitten off of each demon, a pillar of magma will shoot up from the hole, revealing Satan himself. He will look kinda like the evil genie from Aladdin, except his beard will be more full and pointy. You and your partner will knock two of Satan's teeth out, and with your bare hands, carve each into a canoe. Carrying the canoes over your shoulders, jog to Niagara Falls. Ride the canoes down the waterfall, side by side, and when you're halfway through, jump out. At this moment, time will come to a crawl. You and your partner will now collide hands. The blast will blow you about 5 miles high. Land successfully.

So far, the only pair to pull off an Epic High Five was George Foreman and Billy Mays.

by Joehhy June 12, 2009

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

by dave anonymous davidson December 31, 2008

Titty High Five

is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.

Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"

by Captain Dink February 27, 2010

Super High-Five Saturday

The glorious sequel to High-Five Friday, where in which the name of the day is yelled louder and the highfives are harder and more enthusiatic. 'Twas a team effort between Ralph Steadman and Alewishes at The Langerado Music Festival in 2006. If you hear it yelled prepare for a fucking super highfive, and feel the magic that it produces.

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph....What day is it????"
Ralph: "Ummmmm is it high-five Friday????"
Alewishes: "Naw man."
Ralph:"Oh yes, Its Super High-Five Saturday!!!!!!" WooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

Mental High Five

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.

"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*

by mysterio32 September 21, 2011