by cosmicmushrooms December 30, 2021
by prettytragedy November 22, 2021
by cosmicmushrooms December 30, 2021
Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 21, 2020
He is super hot, smart, talented, and sometimes quiet. He is a dream boyfriend to have, he is very sweet and likes to talk to you, he will never ever leave your side.
by JordanLuvv12 September 27, 2018
A gorgeous female with an outgoing personality. She's a natural light that people are attracted to, almost like months to a flame. Kimmy H is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
by Kimberlyfanboy01 February 14, 2023
The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010