The act of when a man is partaking in intercourse with one of the opposite sex. The man inserts his 15 into the female's ear while gauging out her eyes. The man then exerts semen in the woman's ear causing her to go deaf. The eye gauging and deafness cause the woman to have the same case as Helen Keller (or anne frank)
I was inserting my gilligan into my girl's ear and my fingered slipped off her tits and I accidentally poked her eyes out. Then I deafened her with my semen. Boy, I sure Helen Kellered her.
by salami swame April 18, 2009
Get the helen keller mug.Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010
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by Seventothanine April 18, 2010
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Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
by tdawss December 24, 2009
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by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010
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by johnnykikass February 24, 2010
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by Rodya May 16, 2009
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