hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot

by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008

hasshole

a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.

Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?

by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

Hassan Banger

A Banger so horrendous, it will make everyone around give you a dirty look.

Glen: What is he saying?
Andy: it's so horrible it can classify as a hassan banger

by People like bro May 25, 2021

Hassan

Hassan is one of the best person you will get to know.he has the kindest heart but can get angry at times but if u really get to know him he is very friendly. All the boys ask him for advice in every thing Hassan has the biggest dreams and for Hassan they will obviously come true. He is a sexy looking guy who's keeps his loved ones really close to his heart no matter what.

"What a sick bitch Hassan is"

by Kadoola321 November 23, 2016

Hassan chop!

I am about to kick your ass six ways from Saturday.

Etymology: from the Warner Bros. cartoon character Hassan, a generic Middle Eastern grunt constantly about to cleave Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck in twain.

You dared drink my last apple beer?! HASSAAAAAN CHOP!

by tomte June 6, 2004

hassah

A pig who dont fly straight.

Tony Montana (Al pacino) says," you know what a Hassah is Frank? its a pig who dont fly straight!"

by raulthebodybuilder December 24, 2010