haushckabate

The act of masturbating with your own foot or using someone else's foot to pleasure yourself

Guy 1: Hey Steven haushcka want to go practice field goals

Guy 2: No sorry man I'm going haushckabate with my bro
Guy 1: Good idea, good luck with that

by Professor wadious November 25, 2014

Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.

Man, it's been a Hughes morning!

by DWS197812 April 9, 2015

Hughes Pants

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it

Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!

by CumsterCass May 28, 2018

Hughey

A fantastic and beautiful individual who i think is amazing. This guy knows how to party like a straight up G. His favourite hobbies include making extremely salty popcorn and getting people very drunk (watching the consequences can be extremely fun (especially when a clothes horse is involved)). He is both devious and incredible.

That guy is a straight up sexy Hughey.

by bigdoodlecockgun September 28, 2011

Hugh Jidette

The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.

As seen on TV commercials and facebook.

Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"

by dookeyboy December 7, 2010

Houghton College

The only known place in America that changes people from normal to strange in the first semster.

"Why is that boy wearing a kilt?"
"Dude, we go to Houghton College."

by whateverchick November 8, 2006

Hugh Harris

The lead guitarist of The Kooks. Characterised by bright red crazy hair, wearing of sunglasses, and hippie shirts. Obviously, a (nearly) perfect specimen of man.

Hugh Harris is the second-most perfect man on the planet.

by rudimentary crackwhore May 30, 2007