The lead guitarist of The Kooks. Characterised by bright red crazy hair, wearing of sunglasses, and hippie shirts. Obviously, a (nearly) perfect specimen of man.
Hugh Harris is the second-most perfect man on the planet.
by rudimentary crackwhore May 15, 2007
Harry Hughes is a melt.
by Big Chav Willy February 8, 2022
when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids
hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust
by 3rd floor creww October 21, 2009